Sunday, January 13, 2008

Song of the Day #6



Yes, I know I've been slacking on my posts. Sorry. I'll try harder next time.

Anyway, this fuzzy little guy is called William Bensusan, aka The Gaslmap Killer. I'm not sure if you are aware, but dude has been killing hard beats for years now and he deserves your big ups. Plus he's my homie, therefor, he gets the song of the day today.



Kobwebs

Monday, January 7, 2008

Song of the Day #5



Today's Song of the Day is Wonderful Offer by Lora Logic. If you aren't familiar with Lora Logic, she was a member of the groundbreaking English bands X-Ray Spex and Essential Logic. This song was released as the first solo Lora Logic single, but it can now be found on the Essential Logic double disc retrospective Fanfare in the Garden from Kill Rock Stars. Thanks to KRS for this wonderful release, which I stumbled upon as an unwanted promo copy when I worked at Music Trader in 2003. This song was actually not one of my favorites when I first started listening to the album, but in the years since, it has grown on me. It just doesn't get old, so take a listen if you haven't already.


Wonderful Offer

Sunday, January 6, 2008

SKSF




San Diego's best return to the Bay Area for a couple shows, and this is the one you should go to. The Prayers, The Muslims, and The Sess along with vinyl waxes by our friend Mario Orduno. Go! Go! Don't make me say it again, please.

Song of the Day #4


This isn't exactly a song... it's a whole mixtape that Ryan P. and I made in San Francisco in the winter of MMVII (that means 2007 for ya'll smart dumb cats). I think it's pretty A.O.K., if I do say so myself. Also, it is a large file (99.3 mb), so be patient with the download. Please enjoy the fruit of my toil.



Booty Bassment San Francisco
Promo Mix 2007

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Song of the Day #3


The storm is on in Southern California, and I love it. So, in dedication to my favorite form of weather, I give you I Wish it Would Rain by The Cougars. You may recognize it because The Temptations also recorded their own version of this song, but I prefer this one by the good old Cougs. Please turn on the jam and watch the rain...



I Wish it Would Rain

It's that time again...


We have a very special guest next Saturday for the third installment of Shake Appeal at the Beauty Bar: Ryan Poulsen of Booty Bassment SF and Gun Club. RSVP for guestlist privileges.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Burn Your Christmas Tree

There comes a time when every family must part with their beloved Christmas Tree, as was the case this past Sunday evening when we decided it was time to pack up the ornaments and drop the tree off on the curb for its final farewell. However being the funny guy that I am, I decided it would be a hoot to put the tree in the middle of Valencia street so I could watch cars drive by and marvel at this naked Christmas tree growing out of the asphalt. Sure enough it made us all laugh and even stopped a few cars along the way. Of course nothing could keep us away from our game of Tetris for too long so we quickly got back into it and left the tree alone to enjoy more of the city's onlookers.

No more then 15 minutes had past when I heard Dimitri shout "oh shit!" as he threw down the controller and rushed to the window. An orange glow had suddenly filled up the room as the once happy tree was now blazing with flames at least 12 feet high. Apparently some prankster had to one up me and decided to set the tree on fire in the middle of the gall dang street! Man, was it amazing. We all laughed and cheered as the flames burned higher and higher. I even got a little scared and thought it was going to set the whole apartment on fire. Fortunately I had the oracle to capture it all on digital film and we all survived this year's Christmas miracle!



The aftermath...

Song of the Day #2


The band is Nuit Noire from France. This is a two man band which in years past, had played strictly weirdo black metal. They are definitely branching out with this new album entitled Fantomatic Plentitude. The instrumentation remains pretty grim and lightning fast a lot of the time, but it also ventures into weird angular no-wave riffage and punk attitude with vocals from their singer Tenebras that are a close match for Olga of the Toy Dolls. Think that sounds weird? How about the song titles. I Love You? I am a Fairy? Yeah. These dudes are wonderfully odd. Please enjoy. There are actually two songs for you to download here. Lucky you.



I Love You




Fairies of Paper (Live)

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Friends, alcohol, and vinyl waxes.


Big Mar and Chuck play all the shit you wish were on the jukebox, but ain't...

The Brutality of Sesame Street.

Song of the Day #1

Hello and Happy New Year to all. I hope you all had a good NYE and nobody got too drunk. Ahem.

So, from now on I will be adding a "song of the day" for you all to download and listen to. On second thought, I doubt I'll do it every day, but such is life. I'll do it as often as possible. I have been thinking about doing this for a little while and I guess there is no time like the present, so here goes.

The first song is from Dead Kennedys... the first track off their second album, Plastic Surgery Disasters, entitled Advice From Christmas Past. This is dedicated to all the chickenheads I had to deal with while djing at The Casanova Lounge on New Year's Eve. You aren't welcome.

Advice From Christmas Past


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

NYE 2007.


This Saturday in San Francisco, Ryan and I bring the fuckin ruckin. Yes, Auld Lang Syne, 1999 and all that. Read the dang flier and come. I'll be up there this Friday, so let's do this stuff.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Bill Murray is the king.

Hi. It's Christmas Eve today, and last night my roommate and I hosted a Christmas movie marathon at our house with a bunch of friends. It was a lot of good, clean fun. We had dinner and dessert and movies and.... two piñatas. Yes, the traditional Christmas Piñata. It's been passed down for generations.

One of the movies we watched was Scrooged. I totally forgot how amazing Bill Murray was in that movie. It really made me happy it was Christmas, as corny as that may sound. Who cares, right? Anyway, if you have not watched it in a while, you should. Here is the part where good old Frank has his break through and get's unScroogy. Maybe it'll help you get unScroogy too.



If you still feel Scroogy, please follow this link and embrace it-

http://www.scroogeyourself.com/

Thanks and happy Christmas.

P.S. The title of this blog was originally "Bill Murray is the knig.", which was a typo, but a typo of note I suppose.

Friday, December 21, 2007

A very special Christmas gift from me to you.


Click here for your gift.


(Thanks, Wase.)

Little Tiny Baby Pt. 2

Little Bow Wow is quickly becoming the mascot of the Basstanic Blog. This dude is such a little bitch. Check out this video here if you don't believe me. The interviewer asks Mr. Wizzle and Omarion some disrespectful questions that are not that funny, and our lil' pup throws a fit, talking all kinds of shit to dude... but not until he is safely behind his huge body guards. The interviewer did a good job at provoking a response from our friend. Observe:



I love Bow Wow's temper tantrum and braggadocio in this clip. He is such a little bitch. Omarion's cool demeanor is surprising, though.



The reason no one respects you, sir, is because you make rap music for 14 year old girls. You will never be anything more than that. I will never play one of your songs in my set. You may be rich, but you have no class. The bums will always lose, sir!