Does life imitate art? No, it imitates The Simpsons.

One Mr. Warren G. Whitelightning (why isn't that my name?) of Madison, Wisconsin, is facing charges for a number of offenses that I just had to write about because of the sheer idiocy of the incident. Apparently this dude stole eight sausages from a grocery store and got caught. He then stole a Krispy Kreme delivery truck, got into a high speed chase with the Highway Patrol, rammed one of the cop cars and was then arrested. What a fucking idiot. You can watch this video shot from one of the police cars if you want. It takes a couple minutes to get to the chase. People are weird.