Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Friday, March 6, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
I've come out of retirement for something major.
I haven't written on this goddang blog for a while. You may or may not have noticed. But I have something important to tell you about, or else I would not waste your time. Believe me, that's the last thing I would do. I actually feel a bit rusty right now. Anyway, here's the reason why you're reading this: The Snuggie.
The price on the video is different than current promotion they are running. You can actually own your own Snuggie for a mere $19.95 plus $7.95 P+H (that means "postage and handling"). You get not only this amazing wearable blanket; you get TWO AMAZING WEARABLE BLANKETS, AND a free book light. The only problem I see with the Snuggie is that it's ugly as shit. It looks like a frickin' friar's robe.
The other thing about it is that you can't get secret handjobs under the covers while you and your friends are watching movies in the livingroom. That's a negative. No trapdoor-spider techniques with the Snuggie. That's unfortunate.
My only wish is that I would have seen the Snuggie commercial before Christmas so I could have asked Santa for one. Kinda disappointing. Now I have to buy it myself. Well, the thing is is that I wanted to wear it when I dj at The Worst Music Ever. It just looks so comfy. I always think to myself before I leave the house to dj, "Should I bring the blanket tonight?" But I never do because it's real hard to dj with a blanket on without having arm holes. I've done it before. It was hard. I just want to be real real comfy and warm when I play.
The price on the video is different than current promotion they are running. You can actually own your own Snuggie for a mere $19.95 plus $7.95 P+H (that means "postage and handling"). You get not only this amazing wearable blanket; you get TWO AMAZING WEARABLE BLANKETS, AND a free book light. The only problem I see with the Snuggie is that it's ugly as shit. It looks like a frickin' friar's robe.
The other thing about it is that you can't get secret handjobs under the covers while you and your friends are watching movies in the livingroom. That's a negative. No trapdoor-spider techniques with the Snuggie. That's unfortunate.
My only wish is that I would have seen the Snuggie commercial before Christmas so I could have asked Santa for one. Kinda disappointing. Now I have to buy it myself. Well, the thing is is that I wanted to wear it when I dj at The Worst Music Ever. It just looks so comfy. I always think to myself before I leave the house to dj, "Should I bring the blanket tonight?" But I never do because it's real hard to dj with a blanket on without having arm holes. I've done it before. It was hard. I just want to be real real comfy and warm when I play.
Monday, December 8, 2008
TJ Ted strikes back!
If you know me you may know that I work in La Jolla. If you know me you definitely know that I HATE La Jolla. The worst place on Earth. So chock full of spoiled bratty bitches it makes me want to put a jihad on these fools. But, it's not all rich babies there either. There is a homeless bum man named TJ Ted that loiters around my work with his shopping cart, a two liter of spiked Coke, and some kind-ass stanky feet all the time. Dude is demented and drunk and stinky. I don't really dig him so much. One of my coworkers showed me this video of a stupid fucking Jesus freak trying to exorcise "the demons" from Ted's soul, and Ted putting the fool in his place. My opinion of him has been redeemed. I really think Bill Maher would enjoy this one. Peep!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
A whole crap-basket full of fun
It gives me great pleasure to announce to you that the flaming torch of poor taste and unhappiness has not, and will never be extinguished. What I mean is The Worst Music Ever returns to San Diego this Thursday at The Whistle Stop Bar. The powers that be cannot stop us. Makes me feel all special.
Then, Saturday is Booty Bassment San Francisco. Hopefully I will be rubbing my crotch on some unsuspecting young lady as Ryan slaves away in the dj booth.
And then, Sunday marks a very special Worst Music Ever in San Francisco with my guests Lethal Ethan and Mike Doyle! It's going to be sickening.
We will be celebrating the selection of MTV Europe's award winner for The Best Act Ever:
Yes, you heard it right.
That fucking dildo won "Best Act Ever". Wow. Maybe I could get a job djing for MTV Europe parties.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Foot In Mouth disease.
If you didn't get the quote from the previous blog, then watch this video clip of Palin and her latest fumble. They seem to be getting more and more embarassing as time passes. Poor lil' bugger.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Letterman rips poor lil' old McCainypoo.
If you aren't aware, John McCain was scheduled to appear on The David Letterman Show last night, but canceled at the last minute, saying he was needed immediately in Washington to assist with the negotiations regarding the 700 billion dollar Wall Street bailout. Letterman was absolutely fuming and the results are hilarious! John McCain should be very sad today.
The Washington Independent wrote a succinct but apt article comparing Letterman to Walter Cronkite in his condemnation of the Vietnam War. Read the article here.
And just as a little side note, I decided to look at Obama's myspace page... whatever, looks cool and everything. So then I thought to look at McCain's myspace page. Curiously, his page didn't even work. A couple pictures popped up and then rest of the page was just broken. I found it to be a bit amusing. Oh, and Obama has about five times as many friends as McCain has, too. What a loser. I probably have more friends than Johnny has.
The Washington Independent wrote a succinct but apt article comparing Letterman to Walter Cronkite in his condemnation of the Vietnam War. Read the article here.
And just as a little side note, I decided to look at Obama's myspace page... whatever, looks cool and everything. So then I thought to look at McCain's myspace page. Curiously, his page didn't even work. A couple pictures popped up and then rest of the page was just broken. I found it to be a bit amusing. Oh, and Obama has about five times as many friends as McCain has, too. What a loser. I probably have more friends than Johnny has.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Free Floating Agression 9/23/08
Shitty commercial time!
Last Sunday I got a text message from my friend reading, "The NFL is using a Smiths song." Incredulous, I asked, "Which one?" He replied, "Everyday Is Like Sunday." I couldn't believe it. It's actually a Morrissey song, but anyway, I was watching tv last night and the very commercial comes on. But it's a really shitty cover version. I wonder if Morrissey gave his consent or if that's even required?
The next one is a Snickers commercial for BBC that was pulled off the air because it is perceived as being homophobic. You tell me what you think.
And here's a little blurb I found on Youtube with some more gay-bashing rant from our buddy, Mr. T.
Last Sunday I got a text message from my friend reading, "The NFL is using a Smiths song." Incredulous, I asked, "Which one?" He replied, "Everyday Is Like Sunday." I couldn't believe it. It's actually a Morrissey song, but anyway, I was watching tv last night and the very commercial comes on. But it's a really shitty cover version. I wonder if Morrissey gave his consent or if that's even required?
The next one is a Snickers commercial for BBC that was pulled off the air because it is perceived as being homophobic. You tell me what you think.
And here's a little blurb I found on Youtube with some more gay-bashing rant from our buddy, Mr. T.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Stripper Shit
I was reading the Skull Knotrol blog today and I pept the Am I Demon video by my mans Danzig, and it made me think of the She Rides video. We show the old Danzig video collection video at Booty Bassment in San Francisco sometimes and I always love when the She Rides video comes on because it looks so much like a Booty Bassment flier to me: scantly clad young ladies, metal dudes, and a stark background... perfect. I especially love the beginning of the video with the swaying thoia-thong over the bad 80's butt tattoos. This is the ultimate lap dance song, right? And Glenn's hair? Incredible. Danzig wishes he was still this cool.
And the award for the Worst Movie Ever goes to...
So, we all know that Johnny Knoxville is an idiot, but last night I watched a movie that really set him as the linchpin in the world of idiocy: The Ringer. If you haven't seen this movie, you absolutely must. It sucks so many sweaty llama balls that it makes I Am Sam look like Shakespeare.
The basic premise is that Knoxville is forced by unfortunate circumstance to enter into the Special Olympics (even though he is not technically "special") with the express purpose of dethroning the reigning champion decathlete, simultaneously winning his broke and gambling addicted uncle a large bet and earning enough cash to have the three fingers his gardener inconveniently lost in a lawn mower accident sewn back on. Yeah, it's stupid and offensive; always a good combo. As you who know me may well attest, I am not necessarily opposed to offending folks, but this one takes it there.
I must say though that for me, it's actually Knoxville's performance that causes the big stench. I know you're saying, "No big surprises there," but really, the sheer ineptitude of his "Jeffy" character is remarkable, as late as this review may be. Constantly referring to himself in third person is enough to drive anyone up a wall ("Jeffy likes you."), but to see him dancing around with a stunned-mullet grin at a Kids Of Widney High concert just takes the cake. It must be seen to be believed, so below is a montage of clips from the movie.
And here is the music video "Pretty Girls" by The Kids Of Widney High. A certified platinum hit, sure to get some play at this Thursday's Worst Music Ever.
I just had an epiphany- I think that this Thursday (September 18) at the Worst Music Ever at The Knockout in San Francisco we will start the night with a showing of the Worst Movie Ever, The Ringer. Yes, I think that sounds great. We shall start the movie at approximately 9 pm. Thank you.
The basic premise is that Knoxville is forced by unfortunate circumstance to enter into the Special Olympics (even though he is not technically "special") with the express purpose of dethroning the reigning champion decathlete, simultaneously winning his broke and gambling addicted uncle a large bet and earning enough cash to have the three fingers his gardener inconveniently lost in a lawn mower accident sewn back on. Yeah, it's stupid and offensive; always a good combo. As you who know me may well attest, I am not necessarily opposed to offending folks, but this one takes it there.
I must say though that for me, it's actually Knoxville's performance that causes the big stench. I know you're saying, "No big surprises there," but really, the sheer ineptitude of his "Jeffy" character is remarkable, as late as this review may be. Constantly referring to himself in third person is enough to drive anyone up a wall ("Jeffy likes you."), but to see him dancing around with a stunned-mullet grin at a Kids Of Widney High concert just takes the cake. It must be seen to be believed, so below is a montage of clips from the movie.
And here is the music video "Pretty Girls" by The Kids Of Widney High. A certified platinum hit, sure to get some play at this Thursday's Worst Music Ever.
I just had an epiphany- I think that this Thursday (September 18) at the Worst Music Ever at The Knockout in San Francisco we will start the night with a showing of the Worst Movie Ever, The Ringer. Yes, I think that sounds great. We shall start the movie at approximately 9 pm. Thank you.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
On the Seven Year Anniversary of the 9/11 Attacks.
If you don't watch any other video on this page, please watch this one. This is a monologue by Keith Olbermann yesterday about the blatant disregard for the memory of those killed in the attacks on the WTC. Olbermann says it best-
"This is supposed to be a day of remembrance. Remembrance of the attack, remembrance of the national unity which followed it.
Most important of all, remembrance of the dead.
But 9/11 has become a brand name. A Republican campaign slogan. Propaganda of the lowest form. 9/11 has become 9/11 with a trademark logo."
Please watch this and pass it along!
"This is supposed to be a day of remembrance. Remembrance of the attack, remembrance of the national unity which followed it.
Most important of all, remembrance of the dead.
But 9/11 has become a brand name. A Republican campaign slogan. Propaganda of the lowest form. 9/11 has become 9/11 with a trademark logo."
Please watch this and pass it along!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
MORE
I know I'm probably boring you all to tears with all this politickin' and shit, but goddamnit, this is the most important issue in America today and I want to be able to say that I actually tried to help Obama in the Presidency so that when McCain wins I don't feel bad about moving to Australia. I'm sorta just joking. But anyway, here are five more videos on McCain that every voter should watch.
The Real McCain Part 2-
Less Jobs. More Wars: What is this 'Iraq war' charge on my bill?
The Real McCain Part 1-
McCain's Spiritual Guide: The video that caused McCain to renounce Rev. Rod Parsley's bigoted endorsement-
Why Won't McCain Sign the GI Bill? Presenting the most blatant hypocrisy of the McCain campaign-
Please tell everyone you know about these double standards. Imagine what they would think of Senator McCain if they saw these videos!
The Real McCain Part 2-
Less Jobs. More Wars: What is this 'Iraq war' charge on my bill?
The Real McCain Part 1-
McCain's Spiritual Guide: The video that caused McCain to renounce Rev. Rod Parsley's bigoted endorsement-
Why Won't McCain Sign the GI Bill? Presenting the most blatant hypocrisy of the McCain campaign-
Please tell everyone you know about these double standards. Imagine what they would think of Senator McCain if they saw these videos!
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