Wednesday, September 19, 2007

THE WORST MUSIC EVER




This night is going to be the most fun I might ever have djing. Please come out so I can hear you groan and slap yourself in the face when Mark Smith, Dan Sant, and I offer you the worst hits and the biggest shits of the last 30 years including such stanky gems as: What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers, Down With the Sickness by Disturbed, Achey Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, any song by Chamillionaire, The Macarena, Cottoneye Joe, The Electric Slide, and more and more and more....

We take suggestions as well, so let us know what's on your shitlist. Get over your dumb snobbery and come have fun for once. It's gonna fucking rule.

4 comments:

Wase said...

First of all its "What A Fool Believes" not "knows" cuz obviously you don't know shit. Second, the Doobie Brothers kill it with that song. Not because of some yacht rock trendy bullshit but because the song writing and production is phenomenal. You will never be able to sing like Michael McDonald and my mother now hates you for bagging on one of her favorite "jams"!

You are the worst!

Dimitri said...

Thanks for the heads up on the typo, but it's not my fault you or your mom like bad music. Get over it and change your tampon.

Mario Orduno said...

Hopefully there'll be plenty of "the blacks" represented!! You don't want your club to come off like the town of Jena. Maybe a lil' Milli Vanilli or some old Coolio. Gangsta's Paradise?

Julia Jackson said...

POPOZAO!
any song by abba or kylie minouge.
viogla dance all night by eiffel 65.
GASOLINA!!!!!
kingsley and i would be such good musical selectors for this shit. except i wouldn't let her play any fergie because i hate that bitch.