Addendum.

In the last blog, I made a list of rappers that should have died instead of Pimp C, and I made a picture collage of rappers who should not die. In my folly, I forgot two people who have made considerable contributions to music and to my life. I am sure there are more rappers that I have forgotten about, but fuck it.


The consummate Chuck D
(I know, Chuck... I deserve that for forgetting to put you on the "Don't Die List". Sorry.)

Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. aka The Doggfather, Snoop Dogg.

Big Uncle Snoopy Dogg has been added to the list not only for his sweet, sweet music, but also for his tireless work in every other medium he can get his little doggy paws on.


White people loooove the Snoop-A-Loop.

Here is a syllabus of his useful contributions to society:

-Lexicon

Even Christians say it. Good grief.

-Pornography Directed by Snoop Scorsese, of course.

-Mainstream Cinema

Probably the best example of his filmic prowess is a toss up between these two:



Hood Of Horror


Soul Plane.

I think I'll go with Soul Plane.

-Dancing


Have we forgotten about C-Walking already?

-Coaching

This dude even has his own youth football league. What the fuck? The goddamned Snoop Youth Football League. I'm not joking.

What a dear.

-Political Activism

I guess that one didn't work out too well, did it?

-Freaking

And now we have this... Snoop's newest single, Sensual Seduction. Our boy has definitely been smoking some pots lately. This video is totally blowing my mind.



If you like the video, you can download the uncensored version of the song by clicking the link below.

SEXUAL ERUPTION