The BBSF One Year Anniversary was...

...completely off the chain. It was so off the chain that it might have been back on the chain for all I know. Holy shizer. So much fun. The butt-shake contest went off without a hitch. Conceit did a great job mcing, the judges gave us a nail biting suspenseful race to the finish, and the contestants? What can I say? One girl did a head stand whilst shaking that thang, another did a goddamned stage dive and crowd surfed at the end of her dance, the gay dude got naked, the monkey got out the fucking cage, and everyone lost their dang mind.

The whole contest was filmed, so there will be footage up on Youtube soon for which to peep. I can't wait for the next contest. If you didn't get in because we were at capacity, I apologize. I really wish we could have packed you all in, but alas, it could not be.

Here are some pics from last night. Most of them were taken by Ryan Wase.

Before...

Our decorating skills are unparalleled.

Ryan knows how to make the pictures look "trippy".

I have nothing clever to say about this picture. It just looks cool.

Our Master of Ceremonies for the evening, Conceit.

Another nice image.

Ah, Jesus. I just want to see these bellies rub together. And I'm not even into lesbians.

The girl in the lefthand corner is actually the Lady In Red that Chris De Burgh sang for.

I wonder how many women are now unwitting host to mongrel bastard children after this night? Spooning leads to forking.

Ben is stoked.

Our Butt-Shake Champion for the evening, Diana.

CRACKING.

PART II

Talk about throwing them bows... this dude is feeling it hard.

I am the sixth member of the Village People.

Vitti giving Diana pointers on how to crush the competition.

Jordie Balls and Ryan Wase: the happy couple.

Some cute rando.

One of our judges, DJ Stef, with her male concubine.

The picture says it all.

Our bartenders rule, your's drool.

So, we don't have any pictures of the actually booty contest because the guy with the camera was filming instead, but like I said, the footage will be available soon. I will post it as soon as I get it.