Sunday, January 13, 2008

Big ass week in San Francisco.

This Thursday, I fly to San Francisco for three very special reasons:

1. The very first edition of The Worst Music Ever San Francisco.
2. The first anniversary party for The Booty Bassment San Francisco.
3. To sit at Ritual for countless hours admiring the incredible amount of bubble butts that reside in the city. I think it has someting to do with the fact that everyone walks or rides a bike everywhere... thank the lord for all those hills and the lack of parking spaces. It makes my life worth living.


Yup, Ryan and I are playing at The K.O. twice in one week, but it's ok because Thursday you get all the shitty hits and terrible turds from the last 30 years or so, then Saturday, our beloved B.B. 1 Year Anniversary, and what a doozy it'll be...


So, this anniversary party is going to be a bit special. We are doing another butt-shake contest, and if you were around for either of the last two, you know what this shit is about. So much fun. Your celebrity judges for the evening are Juanita More, DJ Stef, and John K.O., and the master of ceremonies, Conceit, winner of the Youtube On The Rise competition for 2007 (peep the video below).



Young ladies interested in competing should email me at basstanic@gmail.com. Winner of the contest walks with a crispy new big-head Benjamin in her pocket, and the runners up can take me to dinner. Well, we might have a t-shirt or a mixtape for you too.

Thursday is free, Saturday is 5. Ya'll ain't knowin.

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